I hate being high alone.
Another reason I want to move to Japan
Since I have a post about Japan, I’ll try to learn, at least, a little bit of Japanese this summer. I did not get any classes from my college so I have a lot of free time; although not really because I enrolled some classes on Coursera.
Anyways, yeah. Duolingo does not have a Japanese option yet so that’s sad. I wonder if there is a site that operates like Duolingo but teaches Japanese. I got to do more research tomorrow.
I hate the fact that they stopped and I will have to continue.
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! The Office is over. What am I going to do? Am I just going to rewatch every episode again like what I did with Friends? While knowing that when I reach the last episode, nothing new will come after? Why? Why must tv shows stop?
And my phone is dead, so I guess no instagram pic.
I made chili. Although it tastes delicious, there is something wrong with it that I can’t pin down.
I feel so girly drinking red moscato, but I’m compensating by not using a glass.
I watch girl code. #dontjudgeme
are you my big toe?
because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house
OH MY FUCKING GOD
- Student: I'm not going to go to college because I don't want to go into debt.
- USA: YOU USELESS PIECE OF SHIT. YOU'RE GOING TO AMOUNT TO NOTHING YOU FUCKING SCUMBAG. YOU'RE THE REASON WHY MY TAXES ARE SO HIGH.
- Student: I'm just going to attend a small community college instead.
- USA: HAHAHA YOU WERE TOO STUPID TO GET INTO A GOOD UNIVERSITY. ENJOY YOUR MCDONALD'S DIPLOMA.
- Student: I attended a four year university and received a diploma in a field I am interested in. Now I am $50,000+ in debt.
- USA: YOU DUMBASS. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GO TO COLLEGE WHEN YOU KNOW YOU COULDN'T AFFORD IT? YOU DIDN'T EVEN CHOOSE A USEFUL MAJOR EITHER. GOD PEOPLE LIKE YOU MAKE ME SICK.
- Yup. America sucks.
A pack of cigarettes bought is a pack of cigarettes smoked later that day.
I imagined myself flirting and this what I thought I would say:
I have two full bookshelves. Wanna fuck?