penishole:

I hate being high alone.

amen.



Another reason I want to move to Japan

www.japan-talk.com/jt/new/19-japanese-festival-foods/

Since I have a post about Japan, I’ll try to learn, at least, a little bit of Japanese this summer. I did not get any classes from my college so I have a lot of free time; although not really because I enrolled some classes on Coursera.

Anyways, yeah. Duolingo does not have a Japanese option yet so that’s sad. I wonder if there is a site that operates like Duolingo but teaches Japanese. I got to do more research tomorrow.



I hate the fact that they stopped and I will have to continue.



FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! The Office is over. What am I going to do? Am I just going to rewatch every episode again like what I did with Friends? While knowing that when I reach the last episode, nothing new will come after? Why? Why must tv shows stop?



And my phone is dead, so I guess no instagram pic.



I made chili. Although it tastes delicious, there is something wrong with it that I can’t pin down.



I feel so girly drinking red moscato, but I’m compensating by not using a glass.



I watch girl code. #dontjudgeme



pimpeta-slap:

internetexplorers:

internetexplorers:

are you my big toe?

because i’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

OH MY FUCKING GOD



The United States of America on college education

A pack of cigarettes bought is a pack of cigarettes smoked later that day.



I imagined myself flirting and this what I thought I would say:

I have two full bookshelves. Wanna fuck?




sushinfood:

fuckyesmermaids:

fireswamps:

Military Phonetic Alphabet
via itinerantdispatches

THANK YOU I use these all the time when people don’t understand a letter or something, and they look at me like I’m crazy.

when i was in army cadets i memorized this using the poke-rap
*cries*


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